April 01, 2008
Clinton Challenges Obama To Bowl For Nom
NBC/NJ's Athena Jones reports that Hillary Clinton began her Philly presser a few moments ago by challenging Barack Obama to a winner-take-all bowl off.
She told reporters that this has been a hard-fought race and that something must to be done. She said, however, that the Obama campaign needed to "get out of the gutter and allow all the pins to be counted."
"We don't have a moment to spare, because it's already April Fool's Day," she said.
Ba dum ching.
Obama proved last weekend during a stop in Altoona, PA, to be a less-than-stellar bowler.
Posted at 12:36 PM
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In other news an Altoona-area metaphor was hospitalized after a vicious beating this morning. It was said to be in critical condition after an unknown woman beat it neigh to death during an impersonation of fictitious local sports hero Rocky Balboa.
Seth | 04.01.08 02:46 PM
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Yes Hillary, and then you can play one-on-one basketball against Obama to see who is at the top of the ticket.
If I remember correctly, the White House has a bowling alley. So Hillary should be expected to have lots of experience. Obama will get 8 years of experience once he is elected.
Sage | 04.01.08 02:55 PM
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Hillary is ready to bowl on day one.
Shochu John | 04.01.08 02:59 PM
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Lucky for Obama, his next house has a bowling alley in the basement, so he should get better with eight years of practice.
nitpicker | 04.01.08 03:02 PM
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Obama, never bowl against someone who
resembles a bowling pin.
hombre | 04.01.08 04:04 PM
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How disgusting,she acts like this is a game when we have so much at stake.
Send her back to Bosnia where she can duck and hide behind the pins.
The winner will take all, he will take the nomination that she is attempting to steal.
Besides beinging caught in the Bosina lie, which meant nothing to her, she now lies and says that Obama said he is tire of her being in the race, yet she goes behind the scene and talks to the supers about Wright and how that will be a bad thing for the Repubs against him in the general. I wonder how she would look in the general with "sniper-fire," following her thoughtout the entire general, who will trust her? who will vote for her then? no one, they will all feel like fools.
Imagine that!
Angel | 04.01.08 07:23 PM
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How disgusting,she acts like this is a game when we have so much at stake.
Send her back to Bosnia where she can duck and hide behind the pins.
The winner will take all, he will take the nomination that she is attempting to steal.
Besides beinging caught in the Bosina lie, which meant nothing to her, she now lies and says that Obama said he is tire of her being in the race, yet she goes behind the scene and talks to the supers about Wright and how that will be a bad thing for the Repubs against him in the general. I wonder how she would look in the general with "sniper-fire," following her thoughtout the entire general, who will trust her? who will vote for her then? no one, they will all feel like fools.
Imagine that!
Angel | 04.01.08 07:24 PM
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Someone ought to remind her that Rocky Balboa lost to the black guy.
just me | 04.01.08 07:53 PM
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Okay, I can't stand Hillary, but lighten up. Yes, she annoys the crap out of all of us. Still, that was kind of funny.
Ohioguy | 04.01.08 09:47 PM
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Barack's willing to tackle something new, like bowling, even though he is not good at it, shows a human side to him, unlike some who always have to look their best which is so Unhuman. However, getting good at something comes with experience and I hope Barack bowls again. There is nothing to be ashamed of. If we all did nothing because we were not good at it, Nothing would not ever get done.
BacaAngel | 04.02.08 07:29 AM
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YOU MIGHT BE AN IDIOT:-)
If you think Barack Obama with little or no experience would be better than Hillary Clinton with 35 years experience.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience can fix an economy on the verge of collapse better than Hillary Clinton. Whose ;-) husband (Bill Clinton) led the greatest economic expansion, and prosperity in American history.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience fighting for universal health care can get it for you better than Hillary Clinton. Who anticipated this current health care crisis back in 1993, and fought a pitched battle against overwhelming odds to get universal health care for all the American people.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience can manage, and get us out of two wars better than Hillary Clinton. Whose ;-) husband (Bill Clinton) went to war only when he was convinced that he absolutely had to. Then completed the mission in record time against a nuclear power. AND DID NOT LOSE THE LIFE OF A SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER. NOT ONE!
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience saving the environment is better than Hillary Clinton. Whose ;-) husband (Bill Clinton) left office with the greatest amount of environmental cleanup, and protections in American history.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with little or no education experience is better than Hillary Clinton. Whose ;-) husband (Bill Clinton) made higher education affordable for every American. And created higher job demand and starting salary's than they had ever been before or since.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience will be better than Hillary Clinton who spent 8 years at the right hand of President Bill Clinton. Who is already on record as one of the greatest Presidents in American history.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that you can change the way Washington works with pretty speeches from Obama, rather than with the experience, and political expertise of two master politicians ON YOUR SIDE like Hillary and Bill Clinton..
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think all those Republicans voting for Obama in the Democratic primaries, and caucuses are doing so because they think he is a stronger Democratic candidate than Hillary Clinton. :-)
Best regards
jacksmith...
jacksmith | 04.02.08 08:24 AM
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DON'T BE DUPED !!!
Large numbers of Republicans have been voting for Barack Obama in the DEMOCRATIC primaries, and caucuses from early on. Because they feel he would be a weaker opponent against John McCain. And because they feel that a Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama ticket would be unbeatable. And also because with a Clinton and Obama ticket you are almost 100% certain to get quality, affordable universal health care very soon.
But first, all of you have to make certain that Hillary Clinton takes the democratic nomination and then the Whitehouse. NOW! is the time. THIS! is the moment you have all been working, and waiting for. You can do this America. “Carpe diem” (harvest the day).
I think Hillary Clinton see’s a beautiful world of plenty for all. She is a woman, and a mother. And it’s time America. Do this for your-selves, and your children’s future. You will have to work together on this and be aggressive, relentless, and creative. Americans face an even worse catastrophe ahead than the one you are living through now.
You see, the medical and insurance industry mostly support the republicans with the money they ripped off from you. And they don’t want you to have quality, affordable universal health care. They want to be able to continue to rip you off, and kill you and your children by continuing to deny you life saving medical care that you have already paid for. So they can continue to make more immoral profits for them-selves.
Hillary Clinton has actually won by much larger margins than the vote totals showed. And lost by much smaller vote margins than the vote totals showed. Her delegate count is actually much higher than it shows. And higher than Obama’s. She also leads in the electoral college numbers that you must win to become President in the November national election. HILLARY CLINTON IS ALREADY THE TRUE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE!
As much as 30% of Obama's primary, and caucus votes are Republicans trying to choose the weakest democratic candidate for McCain to run against. These Republicans have been gaming the caucuses where it is easier to vote cheat. This is why Obama has not been able to win the BIG! states primaries. Even with Republican vote cheating help.
Hillary Clinton has been out manned, out gunned, and out spent 4 and 5 to 1. Yet Obama has only been able to manage a very tenuous, and questionable tie with Hillary Clinton.
If Obama is the democratic nominee for the national election in November he will be slaughtered. Because the Republican vote cheating help will suddenly evaporate. All of this vote fraud and republican manipulation has made Obama falsely look like a much stronger candidate than he really is. YOUNG PEOPLE. DON’T BE DUPED! Think about it. You have the most to lose.
The democratic party needs to fix this outrage. I suggest a Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama ticket. Everyone needs to throw all your support to Hillary Clinton NOW! So you can end this outrage against YOU the voter, and against democracy.
I think Barack Obama has a once in a life time chance to make the ultimate historic gesture for unity, and change in America by accepting Hillary Clinton’s offer as running mate. Such an act now would for ever seal Barack Obama’s place at the top of the list of Americas all time great leaders, and unifiers for all of history.
The democratic party, and the super-delegates have a decision to make. Are the democrats, and the democratic party going to choose the DEMOCRATIC party nominee to fight for the American people. Or are the republicans going to choose the DEMOCRATIC party nominee through vote fraud, and gaming the DEMOCRATIC party primaries, and caucuses.
Fortunately the Clinton’s have been able to hold on against this fraudulent outrage with those repeated dramatic comebacks of Hillary Clinton’s. Only the Clinton’s are that resourceful, and strong. Hillary Clinton is your NOMINEE. They are the best I have ever seen.
“This is not a game” (Hillary Clinton)
Sincerely
jacksmith...
jacksmith | 04.02.08 08:30 AM
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